Hi, I'm Jonathan

I'm a professional overthinker, part-time comedian, and full-time specialist in taking simple tasks and immediately asking, "But what if we made this harder for no reason?"

I also do karting and have been at it for 2 years, which mostly teaches me how to handle tight corners, deal with unexpected overtakes, and continue pretending I know exactly what I'm doing even while I'm actively trying not to spin out under pressure. Let's just say I've had plenty of experience with high-speed situations, close racing, and getting taken from behind far too often. I've mastered the art of late braking, defensive lines, and trying not to panic when someone dives up the inside in a way that feels both impressive and slightly personal. All while smiling like it's part of the plan.

I run on caffeine, questionable decisions, and the occasional, suspiciously timed burst of productivity that makes everyone think I've had my life together all along (I haven't).

I usually know what I'm doing… or at least I can confidently explain it in a way that delays anyone from realizing I'm improvising.