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Totally Illegal Octane Booster – Motorsport Water Bottle

£26.99
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Totally Illegal Octane Booster – Motorsport Water Bottle

£26.99
Taxes included. Free UK delivery.

🚚 Free delivery  ·  🔁 Free 30-day returns (we pay the postage)

🛒 Mix & match any tees: 3 = 10% off · 4 = 15% · 5+ = 20%

Our Purple Helmet “Totally Illegal Octane Booster” bottle is designed for racers, drifters, pit goblins and serial bad decision makers who enjoy seeding some seeds of doubt in the pit lane. (Ask Zak Brown about this, and his "Tire Water!!" stunt...)

Featuring a deliberately dodgy hand-written marker pen style label:
“Totally Illegal Octane Booster (Do not drink!!)”

…because nothing says “professional motorsport operation” quite like carrying mystery fluid around the pits.

Perfect for:

Track days
Race weekends
Gym sessions with unnecessary aggression
Pretending your squash contains +37 horsepower and no one should question why you are mixing it into your fuel tank...

Despite appearances, this bottle contains absolutely zero illegal substances.
Just water. Mostly.
Although that's genuinely up to you. Makes a great double bluff to the tech officials too..

Stay hydrated.
Hide from officials.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch

Recommended not dishwasher safe, to safeguard the design for longer.

BUILT BY MOTORSPORT PEOPLE.

We live it, breathe it, and occasionally break it.

DESIGNED FOR MOTORSPORT PEOPLE

Made for the paddock, the track and the pub after.

AND OCCASIONALLY DESIGNED AFTER SEVERAL BEERS

Don't judge, this is hard, thirsty work!

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