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Made for the paddock, the track and the pub after.
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Don't judge, this is hard, thirsty work!
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Not the setup. Not a misfire. Not the gearbox. For once, the car did everything that was asked of it. It was the bit holding the steering wheel that ran dry.
It's the rarest excuse in motorsport, because it's the only honest one. Usually said quietly, after watching the onboard back, somewhere around the braking point where it all went sideways.
Respect to anyone brave enough to say it out loud. Everyone else is just thinking it.
Part of the Could Have Won series: the excuses every racer has used at least once. Collect the set. You'll need them all eventually.
We live it, breathe it, and occasionally break it.
Made for the paddock, the track and the pub after.
Don't judge, this is hard, thirsty work!
Real people. Real paddocks. Real questionable weekend priorities.
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