{"product_id":"stainless-steel-water-bottle-with-a-straw-lid","title":"Totally Illegal Octane Booster - Water Bottle","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur Purple Helmet “Totally Illegal Octane Booster” bottle is designed for racers, drifters, pit goblins and serial bad decision makers who enjoy seeding some seeds of doubt in the pit lane. (Ask Zak Brown about this, and his \"Tire Water!!\" stunt...)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing a deliberately dodgy hand-written marker pen style label:\u003cbr\u003e“Totally Illegal Octane Booster (Do not drink!!)”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e…because nothing says “professional motorsport operation” quite like carrying mystery fluid around the pits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTrack days\u003cbr\u003eRace weekends\u003cbr\u003eGym sessions with unnecessary aggression\u003cbr\u003ePretending your squash contains +37 horsepower and no one should question why you are mixing it into your fuel tank...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDespite appearances, this bottle contains absolutely zero illegal substances.\u003cbr\u003eJust water. Mostly. \u003cbr\u003eAlthough that's genuinely up to you. Makes a great double bluff to the tech officials too..\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStay hydrated.\u003cbr\u003eHide from officials.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation\u003cbr\u003e• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw\u003cbr\u003e• 32 oz. (950 ml)\u003cbr\u003e• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e• Rotating handle\u003cbr\u003e• Comes with an anti-slip patch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRecommended not dishwasher safe, to safeguard the design for longer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Purple Helmet","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57292036047179,"sku":"9398732_20175","price":26.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0888\/7527\/0475\/files\/stainless-steel-water-bottle-with-a-straw-lid-white-32-oz-right-6a04743fe5eaf.jpg?v=1778676823","url":"https:\/\/www.purple-helmet.com\/products\/stainless-steel-water-bottle-with-a-straw-lid","provider":"Purple Helmet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}